
Internet in splits as Simu Liu tells Jimmy Kimmel about time when he accidentally got his parents high
A 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' viewer remarked, 'I'm lmfao so hard I'm snorting my coffee, he's a brilliant storyteller and needs a talk show'
2023-10-18 21:53

Who is Gene Deal? Diddy's ex-bodyguard says rapper almost punched Will Smith for getting too close to ex-GF Jennifer Lopez
Years later, Diddy played peacemaker during the 2022 Oscars when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock
2023-10-18 21:50

Kristin Cavallari wasn't 'shooting her shot' at Travis Kelce
Kristin Cavallari wants to clear something up about Travis Kelce.
2023-10-18 21:47

'Stranger Things' crew and fans slam Millie Bobby Brown for saying show that made her popular is holding her back
'Never really rated her as an actress especially after seeing her in Enola Holmes ..it was the rest of the cast what made her,' read a critical tweet
2023-10-18 21:27

Britney Spears' fans think they know why singer kept touching her belly while singing 'Everytime'
Fans believe Britney Spears was alluding to the abortion of her pregnancy with Justin Timberlake in the 2003 'Everytime' video
2023-10-18 21:26

Erik Larson's next book closely tracks the months leading up to the Civil War
The next book by Erik Larson, known for the best-selling “The Devil in the White City,” is a work of Civil War history inspired in part by current events
2023-10-18 21:25

Who said it - Richard Madeley or Alan Partridge?
Richard Madeley has been on our television screens in the UK since the early 80s and, at aged 66, he’s showing no signs of slowing down or having a lack of things to say that leave you gritting your teeth. The experienced broadcaster, who often pops up on Good Morning Britain as part of a rotation of presenters, has - how can we put it? - a certain way with words. Whether it’s him speaking his mind quite freely or having an apparent lack of foresight into whether his words might be offensive, Madeley has become an oddly fascinating figure in British television history. Whenever his name is trending on Twitter due to another gaffe or embarrassing quote, you’ll inevitably see him being compared to Alan Partridge - a character that often says things that are hilariously mundane, but also completely incomprehensible. Many viewers think it’s hard to tell the two men apart and, in many ways, Madeley is a better Partridge than Steve Coogan ever could be. Sign up to our new free Indy100 weekly newsletter That’s why we’ve put together a fun little quiz featuring a selection of 15 of the two men’s most bizarre, amusing and awkward quotes. All you have to do is guess whether Madeley or Partridge said them. Let’s see how you get on: 1. "Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it” A. Madeley B. Partridge 2. "What do you notice most that has changed during your 18 years in jail? Cars have five gears now, for example." A. Madeley B. Partridge 3. "Guide dogs for the blind? It's cruel really isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man around all day. Not fair on either of them" A. Madeley B. Partridge 4. "Can we get some make-up please, get Keira looking like a crack whore. She'd make a good crack whore." A. Madeley B. Partridge 5. "Imagine two things you enjoy. Great individually but put them together and you get something quite special. Strawberries and cream. Egg and bacon. Yawning and scratching. Johnson and Johnson. Charles and Camilla. But what about drugs and sex? This is Chemex." A. Madeley B. Partridge 6. "I’ve gotta say, Pat, kids don’t make you happy. Some of the unhappiest times of my life have been with my kids. I remember... a holiday on the beach in Prestatyn. The kids came over to me and said, “Papa, Papa! Follow me,” and... you know... I followed them about 200 yards across the sand dunes. When I got there, finally, all they’d done was dug a big hole. Miserable." A. Madeley B. Partridge 7. "There’s not many better things than seeing an older woman skipping" A. Madeley B. Partridge 8. "An egg still in its shell, looks fine but… It‘s from the nineties" A. Madeley B. Partridge 9. "You look at the beach and you think, ‘ahh, pretty pretty, lovely golden sand, that’s safe.’ Not in certain parts of the country… quicksand!" A. Madeley B. Partridge 10. "I have to confess, as someone who is lucky enough to own more than one home, I know nothing about squatting." A. Madeley B. Partridge 11. "What is the point of salt grinders? 30 plus years of grand delusion. We must be mad!" A. Madeley B. Partridge 12. "I've never met a single woman happy with the way she looks, except Jordan - but I've never met her." A. Madeley B. Partridge 13. "I would've taken it off sooner, but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of Norfolk's most sun-tanned child" A. Madeley B. Partridge 14. "Obviously, we had the Nuremberg trials after the war and we hanged quite a few Nazis and imprisoned a lot of others and we let them out eventually. But we didn’t go after the Hitler Youth as far as I’m aware. We didn’t go after the Hitler Youth – we only went after adults who served in the Hitler regime. And that’s something to reflect on, I think.” A. Madeley B. Partridge 15. "There are more proven facts in my book than in the Bible. People call the Bible the good book but my book is really good" A. Madeley B. Partridge How’d you get on? Check your answers below and feel free to let us know your score. Answers: 1. Madeley 2. Madeley 3. Partridge 4. Madeley 5. Partridge 6. Partridge 7. Madeley 8. Partridge 9. Madeley 10. Madeley 11. Madeley 12. Madeley 13. Partridge 14. Madeley 15. Partridge Have your say in our news democracy. Click the upvote icon at the top of the page to help raise this article through the indy100 rankings.
2023-10-18 21:18

Who is Kameron Saunders? Swifties go gaga over Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's 'link' long before romance rumors
Kameron Saunders has a good-sized tie to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
2023-10-18 21:16

News outlets in fog of war amid dueling claims on Gaza hospital bombing
In the aftermath of the deadly hospital explosion in Gaza on Tuesday, some of the world's biggest and most reputable news organizations uncritically echoed claims from the Hamas-run Palestinian government, which assigned fault for the carnage on Israel.
2023-10-18 20:29

Serena Williams has a 2-book deal, starting with an 'intimate' and 'open-hearted' memoir
Now that she’s stepped back from the sport she dominated like few others, Serena Williams is ready to reflect
2023-10-18 20:27

Is Halle Bailey married? Fans pick up on clues after singer's partner DDG hints at change in relationship status
Fans have also been picking up 'clues' for months that Halle is expecting her first child with DDG
2023-10-18 20:27

'Only 14 more rounds to go': Jimmy Fallon takes a jab at Kevin McCarthy after Jim Jordan fails to secure Speaker vote
Kevin McCarthy was elected as the US House of Representatives Speaker after a 15-vote saga earlier this year
2023-10-18 20:22
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